October 2009
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Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to...
– David Sedaris (via kari-shma)
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we were like giants
Yankees fans are the right-wing Republicans of...
langer:
There are baseball fans and there are Yankees fans, just as there are Americans and there are right-wing Republicans.
Baseball fans pledge their allegiance to the sport before affiliating with a favorite team. Yankees fans are devoted to franchise first. Right-wing Republicans would rather see the nation crumble than see Obama succeed.
Baseball fans can happily watch a game regardless...
it’s one of those days
I can’t keep teaching forever
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STEVE HOLT!
(via dashedlines)
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your...
– Joan Crawford (via orangefret) (via veecubed)
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!
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Conservapedia →
Has anybody been to this page and read some of the bullshit?
Check out their page on Michael Moore
Check out their page on Homosexuality
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anything that you want baby, tell me you want it,...
niccola:
no more hopin’ and wishin’, name your position
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NAME YOUR PENIS. →
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Mr Floppy the Floppy Pendulous Penis
Darth Vader the Adjustable Pendulous Penis
Darth Vader the Strangely Proportioned Intruder
Darth Vader the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction
Albatross the Strangely Proportioned Assault...
Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyers Cut) -... →