Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to...– David Sedaris (via kari-shma)
we were like giants
Yankees fans are the right-wing Republicans of...
langer: There are baseball fans and there are Yankees fans, just as there are Americans and there are right-wing Republicans. Baseball fans pledge their allegiance to the sport before affiliating with a favorite team. Yankees fans are devoted to franchise first. Right-wing Republicans would rather see the nation crumble than see Obama succeed. Baseball fans can happily watch a game regardless...
it’s one of those days
I can’t keep teaching forever
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your...– Joan Crawford (via orangefret) (via veecubed) NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!
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anything that you want baby, tell me you want it,...
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Monty Python: Almost the Truth (The Lawyers Cut) -... →